"Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life and attend to your own business and work with your hands........" 1 Thessalonians 4:11

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Why did the chicken cross the road??


Shrek: Urrrrrp - What chicken?

George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees
Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?
Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by
Gilligan: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost!
Martin Luther King : It had a dream
James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road
Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain!
Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime
George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed
the chicken depends upon your frame of reference

Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side

Lord Baden-Powell: To earn a Road Crossing merit badge  
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

9 comments:

Gingerbreadshouse7 said...

Kathleen, you need a nap before you cook that chicken:o) Ginny

Daisy said...

Haha! Very cute picture and clever post to go with it, Kathleen! :-)

Debbie said...

Thanks for the chuckles Kathleen! Really cute!
Debbie

Sunny said...

LOLOLOL! too funny! Thanks for brightening my day.

grammy said...

The red is so ...Christmasie... very nice decoration. I had a squirrel try to cross the road right in front of me today...my response was to yell :What are you thinking!!!

Katie said...

Just popped over from Fraker Farm...such a cleaver, thoughtful post!

KathyB. said...

Oh you have me laughing here Kathleen! Chickens seem to inspire that in me, and also people like you. Keep on posting chicken ponderings...they never fail to inspire smiles and cackles. Thank-you!

peggy said...

how funny! That chicken question has given us all a lot of fun.

Paula said...

*BWAHAHAHAHA*
"It had a dream."
I love that one!